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At 8:30 on Thursday in the Pearl, no one was dining at the restaurant with this in the window

I back Ava too, but hear me out here: if she says no... John Waters ain't gonna be alive forever, is all I'm saying #starwars

I kinda wish they'd committed to the Eno-era Talking Heads thing instead of trying to sound like LCD Soundsystem again for half the record.

I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
And I know, I can't live without my

Orangey, you're doing a heckuva job.

Middle-aged white man thoughts, 2017 edition: Brockhampton makes me feel hope

Advice to bullied kids to "just ignore them" has persisted so long because it isn't meant to help the victim - it's always failed at that.

Wh--- wait a damn minute

The best app name of all time is FileMaker. Everyone instantly knows which one you mean even though it describes almost every app ever made